James is basically a hysterical genius / by laurel

Do you like reading about music? Do you like hearing new tunes? Do you like humor so exasperatingly drawn out and perfectly articulated that it takes no less than 10 run-on sentences to completely hit the nail on the head? Because if you do (and you SHOULD), then read this. James says it perfectly every. Single. Time. 

His first paragraph in particular is so familiar and so ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON it's as though he's gone all Being John Malkovich and crawled inside my brain.