I hate hate HATE earthquakes. I hate them. They can burn and die along with ironic grandma glasses.
So, if you didn't know already, we had a 5.8 just now.
Yes, I'm okay.
Yes, I'm mad as hell because I hate earthquakes.
No, I'm not going to move to another part of the country because Oregon is on a fault line, too, for all you smug Oregonians reading this. But I am alive and well and nothing fell on my head, so we're good.
Here's the scoop.