I've already come up with a solution, people. / by laurel

From The Digest blog:

Now, if only they could find a way to make the chips actually alcoholic. I mean, why is it that Jell-O shots have been mankind’s only foray into edible alcohol? We have yogurt in a squeezy tube for god’s sake! Can’t we make a drink I can eat? Why is this so hard?!

JD Gushers, people. I came up with this idea YEARS ago. Cola-flavored Gushers filled with Jack Daniels. 

I'll accept royalties, now.