Quotables / by laurel

"But I have learned many, many things thanks to my many, many, many, many years of reading women's magazines: (a) apparently, if you fail to exfoliate before you apply fake tanner the results will be so terrible that you will probably need to take your own life, [and] (b) there are a surprising amount of hidden calories in nearly everything you've ever eaten."
- Go Fug Yourself