Quotables / by laurel

"In a perfect world, the only mammal allowed to fly would be baby polar bears, and they’d occasionally land on you to give you a hug. And you’d say, “Hey get off me, crazy baby polar bear, I’m late for work!” But you’d be giggling the whole time and the baby polar bear would know you weren’t in the least bit serious about it getting off you. And as soon as the baby polar bear grew large enough to kill (~26 days), it would lose its ability to fly and go live in a zoo."
- Animal Review discusses bats