This blog is brought to you by my sister Jody's laptop. Care to see a screenshot of the daily amount of insanity that she lives with? Good.
Quick! Find that one .jpg file that you tossed into the steaming cauldron that is your desktop! Time's-a-ticking!
Come to think of it, her laptop isn't the only place where my sister lives in utter squalor. Witness her boudoir:
...And that's just the tiny portion of her room that I managed to capture whilst she was cawing and scratching at my face. "Do you dare defile me?!" She screeched. "You're going to BLOG about this!"
But I'm just SAYING. There's a reason the rats who live in the walls like to hang out around Jody's room.