Dire Times / by laurel

You know times are dire when an entire country goes out of business. 

But then there's this

On a brighter note, we got free ice cream at work today. The ice cream man rolled up in the parking lot in an attempt to soothe our open wounds regarding something that rhymes with Schmore-Oh-Fun K Patching. 

Funny.

The EXACT SAME THING happened at my last job shortly after we found out we'd never get another (rhymes with) schmaise, not ever, not in this lifetime, not with green eggs or with ham. Uncle Sam I amn't. 

Iceland: 0
Cookies: 0
Ice cream cookies: 1

Game, set, match, Economy.