There's your sign / by laurel

I had a dream last night that I gave birth to a child - a concept so abjectly horrifying to me that all the stress I'm under right now undoubtedly spun this nightmare into fruition during my REM cycle last night. Anyhoo, I had a kid, but was so busy doing other things that A) I forgot to be excited about it, and B) I remember saying to the people I was with in the dream, "Did I have a boy or a girl? I've plum forgotten."

The point being, this dream was so terrifying and utterly stress-filled that I think it caused me to clench my jaw like a human Nutcracker all night long and today my yapper is really, really sore. 

Discuss. 

**UPDATE**
My jaw might also be sore because I chipped a tooth.

Lovely.