Quotables / by LD

"...It's perfectly round, your head. Perfectly spherical head. Your face is slightly too big for it, it almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head. Pug little nose. Funny gimp eyes with no expression. Hangdog look. Um, a little mouth like a little lamprey, not formed - not human formed. The way you're expressioned is like you've had a lobotomy. Your head goes weird in the back, like it's got a little knob in it - it's really strange, your face. And you're stupid."
- Ricky Gervais describes Karl Pilkington