"If you work with this person, be sure to give them a FAKE email address on their last day on the job or you will be inundated with emails about spiritual enlightenment and how great the food is compared to similar restaurants back home. Also, within the first five days following departure, this person will come up with the idea to write a book about their travel experience. Sadly, more books about mid-twenties white people traveling have been written than have been read."
- Stuff White People Like: Taking A Year Off To Travel. Guess I should scrap my plans to publish that memoir I wrote about that one time I went to Pasadena for the day.