BrotherSister / by LD

Dear Tyler,

Thanks for being the brother I never had, but didn't really want. Now that I know what life would have been like for 26 years, I especially DO. NOT. WANT.

Love, in a totally non-sisterly way,

P.S. Oh, it seems that even without a brother, I've already lived the life of one much beleaguered and put upon. So your services aren't really required. Mmkay.