Quotables: Delusions of Grandeur / by LD

"We look into fashion designs very much in advance. We started the plaid shirts and the cheetah pants before people started seeing it [on runways]."
- Miley Cyrus takes credit for plaid and leopard before Al Gore can get his grubby paws on it. Way to go, guys. Way to go. Does that mean you're also responsible for stirrup pants, perhaps from the womb? Prodigious child!