My good friend Jen directed me to Does Not Equal's website. They do jewelry, they do double-finger rings, and they do engraving - for a modest $62 USD, which ain't half bad. I'm coveting from afar as a double-finger ring is something I've been sighing over for quite some time now. Maybe I'd get one engraved with "Le Sigh."
Or maybe, "Broke and Destitute."