Big things are coming to my little corner of the Internet. My website, my blog--the whole shebang. Since I know you regularly haunt this place to answer the ever-present, nagging question: What would Laurel do? I'll make it easy for you: I'd click below, sign up for my own newsletter,* and I'd answer the pressing third question with option C.
*Yes, I would sign up for my own newsletter. I promise at least 10% more wit and 23% more wry social observations, and for a limited time only, 15% less cynicism.**
**And at least 100% more lying. I'll still be cynical. Don't you fret.